Carping

Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.

Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.

by Mr. Sek C. January 15, 2012

cofarting

When u fart in unison.

Person1: Yo I just farted

Person2: Me too man!

Person3: You two are cofarting

by ALC2 December 5, 2015

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

colamping

penises

i have a large colamping

by manfaceguyiscolamping November 2, 2013

Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018

Clarping

When you roll or twist the ass hairs betwixt your cheeks with your fingers.

Sorry I took so long in the shower bro, I was mad clarping in there.

by Whiskey McCloud June 13, 2021

Corping

Short for corporate coping, when a business' standing with their investors really depended on the success of a project that failed, and they are now bleeding money to try and keep as many of them around as possible, by paying news sites to run opinion pieces explaining away the failure of the project.

"Have you seen this article? Apparently Netflix's Cowboy Bebop wasn't supposed to be good"
"That's straight up Netflix corping, dude"

by JustANewOtherGuy November 20, 2022