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Cordes

The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.

Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.

WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.
Wait Sean is going? That kid is such a Cordes, i'm in!
by guy2theleft April 28, 2011
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Polignorant correctness

1. Espousing, supporting, defending, or professing as good any matter of action ideology religion or belief which you know nothing about in order to appear intelligent, informed, humane, noble, or prestigious.

2. The action of righteously stating one’s position on a matter without sufficient research or knowledge to be responsibly making such statements.

3. The habit of irresponsibly making claims on a debatable issue without the work of educating oneself beforehand; the goal is to look good in the eyes of others.

4. Dishonestly speaking as if knowledgeable about an issue with a firm public statement of opinion. It has the effect of disserving the public discourse on an issue by disregarding verifiable facts.

5. Posing as informed on a topic in order to get others to admire you.

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Polignorant correctness scenarios:
Stating at a dinner party, "Global warming is a myth!" without checking the science behind the claims of the scientists. The speaker gives the impression that they have a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

Commentator on a news channel saying, "Islam is a peaceful religion" without researching the scriptural basis for the Islamic terrorist actions that just occurred. The commentator gets to appear understanding and humane without any research required.

Professing "All cultures and societies are equal in merit and achievment" as if one had extensively studied and found that to be the case. The speaker looks understanding and vastly educated.
by ibnkafir June 25, 2010
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Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017
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frog blast the vent core

An abrupt and random phrase blurted out by fans of the classic Marathon franchise. The phrase was first used by Simalcrums from the videogame, Marathon 2: Durandal. The random phrase has since grown in popularity.
by E-23 August 3, 2009
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Codrea's law

"Anyone who can't be trusted with a gun can't be trusted without a custodian."

Gun rights author and activist David Codrea frequently uses this as the litmus test for determining whether or not someone should be deprived of their right to self-defense. Because, if a person shouldn't have a gun, he arguably shouldn't be in any position to get hold of a 2-ton vehicle, or a can of gasoline, or a baseball bat either. Application of this rule could save hours of debate on silly and unconstitutional laws attempting to deprive people of their inalienable rights.
Codrea's Law says your bill prohibiting people accused of domestic violence from owning guns is wrong-headed and discriminatory.
by jcomeau_ictx April 10, 2015
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Carrera GT

A beautiful car produced by Porsche costing around 400 thousand dollars. Comes with a 5.7 liter V10 605 horsepower engine and produces a sound like no other car out there. This car is the dream convertible to have.
That is a hot Carrera GT, i wish i was i had enough money to buy one.
by brancster May 26, 2006
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Kieran Correia

A very short 5’3 male he is very strong for his height he beats tall kids in arm wrestles and he is pretty decent at hockey as he plays Sherwood Park AA kings.
Who is that sexy man is that Kieran Correia?
by Tittykiller69 November 26, 2018
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