computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

commitation

Commit messages to a VCS that serve as (likely the only form of) documentation. Code comments are sometimes sources of amusing rants, but commit messages are usually comedy gold. (for nerds)

There isn't any documentation but the commitation is excellent. You probably won't need much else to get the code running.

by NotThatBruno November 3, 2016

crumtations

When you are feeling crummy but also craspy

ughhhhh Im feeling so crumtations

by astroworld22222222222999999999 January 21, 2021

coomstation

A PlayStation console that has been converted, by the sweaty palms of a hard-working coomer, into a time-traveling pornographic warping device. It is not recommended to try inserting any form disc into such a machine, as it's primary function has been converted, and doing so may cause immediate and deadly ejection.

The power button on a coomstation remains a taboo subject for many button-pressing lovers, as it is hardly pressable due to a white fading substance that encrusts the button.

by Chewonarock September 3, 2021

cromulations

The flapping and clapping of one's butt cheeks during the act of passing wind.

His cromulations were extra bubbly, so he knew he should go to the bathroom now or risk an incident.

by archiweirdo January 5, 2023

Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.

Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021