cool whip

Something you do not put on your crabs.

*gets pumpkin pie*

"dude my crabs itch"

"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*

"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"

by itchmacrabs November 12, 2007

cool whip

The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.

"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".

by S-D-M June 9, 2006

Cool Whipped

A term coined by the members of Blaze New Paths which refers to anything generally thought of as cool, exciting, or otherwise awesome and noteworthy.

Man, those BNP kids, are so cool whipped, they be all over the radio!

I love the Nissan Z, it's cool whipped!

Be cool whipped, be proud!

by 心 November 17, 2008

Cool Whip mask

Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.

Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?

Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!

by yoseason February 26, 2009

baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

by baby cool whip man December 8, 2010

The Cool Whip Game

A game played by primarily adolescent males where the objective is to sing the first line of the 'cool whip' jingle and try to get as many people surrounding him to join in with him on the second chorus. Full points are given for each person to actually sing the worlds, half points for anyone who hums.

Jimmy: Cool whip..*Hums*

Steve: (unconsciously): Cool whi...damnit jimmy are you playing the cool whip game again?

by MrVincentVega September 20, 2007

cool whip it

When a Saturday night group of causally drunk people all tell their life stories and you encourage the last person (nicole) to give the icing on the cake story and cool whip it.

Wow that was a great story but I’m about to cool whip it!

by Nicky John February 18, 2018