"Did you receive your invisibility potions? Congojack was passing them out, that guy sure hates killing anything other than a boss."
by DouglasQuaid69 August 24, 2021
Get the congojack mug.When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.
Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked
Paul: dude you got convolocked
by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011
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To extricate oneself out of a conversation that is going nowhere, is pointless, or is boring the hell out of you.
As the group strayed from talking about last night's concert to discussing their preferred method of hangnail removal, I lowered my head and convovacated that topic.
by BratUs July 27, 2017
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