congradulate

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.

Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.

by Crazymikie July 28, 2008

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

confabulate

a gross sounding word meaning to talk casually

kelly and i confabulated in the hallway after class.

by joe schmo May 5, 2005

confabulate

to congratulate someone on their fabulousness

to become fabulous

to make someone/something (more) fabulous.

I finally got to confabulate my hair yesterday!

Confabulations!

by ProfessorHakase June 4, 2013

Confabulate the bubbalicious

Checking out a female's rear end

"Let's dip out of this bee-atch and hit the mall and confabulate the bubbalicious."

by Tha Shiz March 21, 2004

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

Contabulate

To count a total number of anything

(after playing cards) let me just contabulate the score here...

by Karma97 December 7, 2025