CONT

Also used as a prelude/warning to an action performed by an individual.

Here's comes the CONT train baby! Woo Woo WOO!!

You have to CONT it right there!!

Feel the pain you cont!

by cappuccinodan February 05, 2010

cont

a jammy bugger, or a dumbass.

you cont.

by pad man March 20, 2003

conts

'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.

You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.

by Big Gary January 14, 2007

CONT

An elite, close collective group of males. Who often gather purely for the purpose of applying movie analogies to strangers while people watching. Often during alcohol consumption.

Plural: "That bunch of CONTS over there are making so much noise"

Singular: "That funny CONT is always doing Jim Carrey impressions"

"The big CONT likes arnie too much"

by cappuccinodan February 05, 2010

Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

by Trout December 03, 2003

CONT

Someone who signs other people up to newsletters and mailing lists.

Tim and Bernard are a right bunch of Conts.

by Anon1 July 20, 2005

Fooking Cont

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."

by x_Shortie January 24, 2008