A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
by Max77 October 26, 2010
Get the Couch Conquestmug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Creature Conquestmug. by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012
Get the Urethra Conquestmug. by notbob69 April 20, 2020
Get the Ez conquestmug. World Conquest ( Roblox ) is a roleplaying game that is based on nations that you can Roleplay as. You can preform military actions and etc. it’s ran by retarded mods that have a criminal conviction irl.
by typicalasshole June 28, 2022
Get the World Conquestmug. by yargh September 6, 2005
Get the conquest boxersmug. when you have had sex with a Black person, White person, Asian person and a Hispanic person. All the races are accounted for!
by Andrew David Hernandez July 1, 2008
Get the world conquestmug.