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congradolences

Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.
"Hey, I heard you broke up with Amanda. Congradolences are in order!"
by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007
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congradudolences

combination of congradulations and condolences, used sarcastically when someone experiences a situation with both a posetive and negative impact.
Bob, looks like your new raise is going to jack you right up to the next tax bracket, congradudolences.

Bob, you know that pain in the ass that used to work for you, well he doesn't work for you anymore - you work for him. Congradudolences.
by congradudolences February 14, 2007
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CONGRADUDOLENCES

A response to an announcement from another party when you are not sure if the announcement is good news or bad news.
Well. They just promoted me to Group Leader. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Oh. Well, congradudolences.
by Dowahsippydo January 13, 2017
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Congradudolences

An exclamation of simultaneous praise and sympathy. What you would say to a person achieving a painful milestone.
Congradudolences on divorcing your husband who ran off with your sister!
by Buttwangu May 20, 2017
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Congradolences

A simultaneous expression of sympathy and praise, for when something good and something bad happen at the same time. Portmanteu of "congratulations" and "condolences".
"Ah, beans, I got sick. But at least I don't have to go to the pep rally today."
"Congradolences, buddy."
by fishyishy5150 September 26, 2025
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