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Confusually

the combination of confuse and usally.. when something is usally confusing.
Solving math problems are confusually difficult
by Crazy Saudi Arabian Students October 31, 2011
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confusalufacated

confused, frustrating, and being retarded all that the same time. Or the other meaning is when the girl is exhausted of jocking the cock that doesn't spluge when he is geting pleasured.
Anthony was getting a hand job and did not spluge within twenty minutes of getting his cock jerked so his girl friend just gave up then she was just confusalufacated when she finished. Or you just turned sixteen and your parents said the would buy u a car but then when they want to the car dealer they bought them self a car not you. And you questioned them and got in an arguement and they grounded you for a week, now your just confusalufacated.
by butch2310 July 16, 2010
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So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!
"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"
by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018
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Confusiasm

To be very excited and enthused about something that you do not fully understand. A mixture of confusion and enthusiasm.
Joe showed incredible levels of confusiasm when he expressed how excited he was about going out.. but didnt know where he was going.
Tom - "I cant wait to see that film!! its gonna be the best!"
Chip - "why?"
Tom - "I dont... know..."
Chip - "thats some confusiasm you are showing there..."
by XopsX June 4, 2008
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Confusative

A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.

Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
by DGarb June 5, 2019
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confusamafied

I was confusamafied by that chick with the adams apple.
by G-tor August 31, 2005
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Confushan

I am confushan
by Kiwi Limestone May 23, 2019
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