Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.

A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.

by Deliver Us From Partisan Assholes March 25, 2004

condragation

a congregation of dragons.

That was the biggest condragation I have seen yet!

by shatteredsword April 4, 2012

Conragler

A word you can call any race, in which they will be offended by it.

I don't care what you just said but you're acting like a real Conragler right now Tom.

by TheLordSaviorKrispie January 29, 2017

Condragulations

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.

It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

by Stump Jumping Jethro April 21, 2004

contragle

To irritate or bother (one’s self).

“This earring contragles my ear when I wear it too long”

by Shaq, the one and only January 9, 2025

condraception

when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....

'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size of her now!'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

Confagled

When one is indescribably happy.

Originally from words of unknown origin whilst still maintaining meaning from a very important mind.

"DUDE! I just got a blowjob! I'm so fucking confagled!"
"SEX!"

by FloggingMutton June 24, 2009