computerus

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.

It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.

by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.

She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.

by Crawford Best February 18, 2008

Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.

Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!

by janets February 24, 2010

Comtumerousious

So bored out of your mind that its uberable

Dang im so comtumerousious today!!

by shoff94 January 12, 2011

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023