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complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.
Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?
by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017
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compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.
vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"
by kanjar January 16, 2008
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Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.
Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"
by composterous inc November 19, 2009
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Compondering

To contemplate something but at the same time to ponder whether or not you should contemplate it.
"Man, I'm compondering eating that on the floor.."
by Kyle Snodgrass February 18, 2009
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Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.
I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!
by Svenagain March 6, 2010
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Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
by PolPots September 16, 2011
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Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
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