Meme Companies

An expression of joy. Very often used by the late David Bowie though he only said it once in recorded history.

Guy 1: Wow, isn't that thing epic?

Guy 2: "Meme Companies!"

Guy 1: Exactly, it is very epic.

by Imagineer June 22, 2020

Compensating

1. the act of offsetting an error, defect, or undesired effect (such as a small penis, or lack of being fly) by being or doing something superfluously grandiose (such as flaunting a kick ass ride or building a third floor on a two story building to make its residents fallaciously feel hip).

2. see compensation, compensate

hot blonde girl: You think I should bang that guy with the lambourghini?
hot brunette girl: who? that short guy?!
hot blonde girl: yeah.
hot brunette girl: Ew! No! He's totally compensating.
hot blonde girl: Whatever! He's got a lambourghini.
hot brunette girl: I was talking about his penis.
hot blonde girl: Oooh...ew, never mind.

Endowed Resident 1: Why does that dorm have three floors when the other dorms only have two?
Endowed Resident 2: They're compensating.
Endowed Resident 1: For their picos pequeños?
Endowed Resident 2: That and cause they're really lame.
Endowed Resident 1: True.

by Kitchen President September 2, 2009

compensation truck

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.

Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

by North American May 25, 2008

compensated dating

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.

Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

by LadyMeriamWebster August 23, 2016

FLAG Companies

It's an acronym to describe tech companies and the top technology firms to work for. Facebook, LinkedIn, Amazon/Apple, Google.

FLAG companies are so massive you may not be able to work directly with Zuckerberg on the next Facebook App or interface with Larry Page on a new project.

by learning_a_few_things March 29, 2015

Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.

"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"

by assassin88man August 30, 2014

compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.

"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."

by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008