Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual
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Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
Get the Cuomosexual mug.A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011
Get the Comosexual mug.the opposite of demisexual, basically these people are defined as people who can have a crush on somebody even though they barely know them. (definition not mine, found it from a yt video)
Person1: I like this guy, but I don't know anything about him! it's so weird!
Person2: you know, there's a sexuality for that.
Person1: wait, really?
Person2: yeah, it's called being coeosexual
Person2: you know, there's a sexuality for that.
Person1: wait, really?
Person2: yeah, it's called being coeosexual
by haha imagine existing March 15, 2021
Get the coeosexual mug.The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.
My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me
by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008
Get the cosmosexual mug.Mark: How many kids do you have?
Antonio: 8, and they are all 3 and have different mommies.
Mark: Wow, you are a raging cromosexual.
Antonio: 8, and they are all 3 and have different mommies.
Mark: Wow, you are a raging cromosexual.
by Cromoseks31 February 14, 2012
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