The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
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All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.
The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.
The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
Person: What school do you go to?
Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education
Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.
Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?
Person: No I think it was Dylan something.
Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.
Person: Oh
Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education
Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.
Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?
Person: No I think it was Dylan something.
Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.
Person: Oh
by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019
Get the Institute for Collaborative Education mug.One of the worst schools in NYC... It's called ICE (Institute for Collaborative Education) cause every girl is as dumb as ice, as cold as ice, and as brainless as ice. If you think you'll get a girlfriend here, just leave. If you are a guy, expect to have to do drugs to be 'cool'.
Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."
What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.
I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."
What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.
I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Stranger: "What school do you go to"
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"
Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"
Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself
by Cherry Girl 6669 January 5, 2019
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Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."
What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.
I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."
What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.
I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Stranger: You go to what school?
Me: I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education
Stranger: Ohhh that's a good school
Me: I'm a straight white cis male
Stranger: My condolences
Me: I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education
Stranger: Ohhh that's a good school
Me: I'm a straight white cis male
Stranger: My condolences
by Cherry Girl 6669 January 5, 2019
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Often results in more work for 1-2 members of the group who receive little help
Often results in more work for 1-2 members of the group who receive little help
Group Member #1: So lets get started on this project
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration
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