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cold joke

started by Taiwanese, but got popular in many Chinese spoken areas. It means some joke with sense of awkward humor. This kind of joke is funny because it's really not funny.
Cold joke example :

What's the smartest car?

"Smart" ~
keke, so funny~
by UPenn Legend July 14, 2009
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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
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Cold jug

U look a hot ass mess outside like bitch check ya self
“U see that cold jug over there she look a mess sis”
by Coldddd July 18, 2019
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make a cold jam

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."
by Billy007 April 14, 2012
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cold juice

Jordan: Yo, Dave is sleep. You wanna fuck with him?

Malcolm: Nahh son thats just cold juice...
by ultimatestackthrower999 August 15, 2011
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Ice Cold Jelly

An Ice Cold Jelly is an ice cold coconut from which you drink the coconut milk. When we were in Jamaica our cab driver was so nice that she actually drove us to an Ice Cold Jelly stand and bought us an Ice Cold Jelly with her own money, just so we could truly experience Jamaica, mon. A couple of straws and we were drinking straight from the nut. Truly heavenly, twas!
by The Steel Pan Man June 24, 2009
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Cold Jacked

80's ganster rap slang for theft, burglary, robbery, etc.

The word cold derived from the slang term "that's cold" meaning cold blooded or without feelings.

The word jack is slang for steal...still commonly used today.
Example: Damn cuz...you got cold jacked!

Translation: Dang...somebody stole your car!
by j money 76 December 18, 2011
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