A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020
Get the Cold Stone Creamery mug.An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. October 4, 2006
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Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008
Get the Cold Stone Creamery mug.When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.
Someone who has never seen a horror film.
Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.
Someone who has never seen a horror film.
Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.
by yngceo November 16, 2015
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So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!
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anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.
by Bionic Redneck September 25, 2003
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