Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

by alxrgrs July 18, 2010

Coffee table-ing

The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results

Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing

by otter89 July 21, 2009

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Coffee Table Book

1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured

2. Something you'll never read

"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"

"Apparently it was a book first."

"Who would ever read this?"

"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."

by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014