Cockasian

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.

He is such a cockasian.

by Vachon Man November 13, 2005

Cockasian

An Asian ethnicity from the country Cock. These types of Asians may appear white, but they’re actually Asian.

Person 1: hey man! What’s your ethnicity?
Person 2: Oh I’m cockasian.
Person 1: Oh caucasian, so white?
Person 2: No I’m actually Asian. Cockasian

Person 1: Oh you’re from cock? They have the best food there!
Person 2: Yep!

by Brattybratbrat123 March 22, 2019

cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Collasian

A collision involving at least one person of an Asian descent.

Dude, did you see the news? There was a 12-car Collasian on the interstate!

by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

CrocAsian

a person of Asian descent wearing Crocs

There seem to be a lot of CrocAsian tourists in Waikiki this time of year.

by das punisher December 15, 2010

CocoasaurusRex

A badass, chocolate covered dinosaur. Pretty self explanatory.

A: "I just bought a CocoasaurusRex!"
B: "Can I have a bite"
A: "Hell no. Its to damn cool for that."

by B RaD27 March 22, 2011

Kurt Cocoabain

The act of pushing a large amount of excrement at once upon an unsuspecting victim ready to munch your asshole

I was this close to eating this chick's ass bro, but she gave me the ol' Kurt Cocoabain

by Herpderpcake May 14, 2019