Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.
Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
by brentionary January 26, 2011
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The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”
by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
Get the cockward mug.Definitely. 1: something awkward that happens in the genital region,; definition 2: behavior that a created a socially uncomfortable situation emerging from white male privilege.
Oh, did I just mansplain that you. I am sorry! So cockward!
Oh, this phone is propped between my thighs suggestively. COCKWARD!
Oh, this phone is propped between my thighs suggestively. COCKWARD!
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a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003
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I took a walk with your mom last night and, since the leaves were so nice and crunchy, i decided to give her a cock yard spinal.
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Get the Cock Yard Spinal mug.1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
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