Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

rockedness

word describing amazing ability on guitar hero.

Jonathan's rockedness was apparent as he jammed on guitar hero.

by Jonathan Lamar March 15, 2008

jerk cockyness

Being a jerk and/or dick head.

You were annoying me with your jerk cockyness

by simpleton11 January 25, 2011

clockedness

A phrase coined by famous scientist sawyer hill on February 2, 2025 in a discussion with his friends in a group chat. Only he knows the meaning and won’t tell us because he is just too smart

That had a lot of clockedness

by Khilandra February 2, 2025

crackednessocity

The amount by which a fissure or crack is authentic. Coined following the need to express the inauthenticity of the artificial crack installed in the Tate Modern art gallery in London, UK.

That crack is obviously man-made. It has a low level of crackednessocity.

by Pete O'Seal November 14, 2007

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015