cockarazzi

Someone who waits in the bathroom of brookfield east to prey on unsuspecting men by taking pics while they're peeing

Hey dude did you hear about the cockarazzi in the bathroom?

by Purplepeopleater January 28, 2009

cockarazzi

The special ultra-dedicated type of gay man who stalks truckstop and rest area restrooms.

I elected not to take a shit at that truckstop in Omaha. The place's bathroom was crawling with cockarazzis.

by ChessFella October 1, 2012

cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.

andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

by andrea eats rainbows May 30, 2009

commakaze

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

by bronxblazer March 15, 2010

Cockakazee

Another Word for a "Wing Man"... One who takes one for the team.

Dude Im talking to this hot chick but she has a whale of a friend, I need you for a Cockakazee Mission.

by BuffaloHunter July 10, 2011

Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

Cockamazoola

Noun: The act of jacking off, and right when you're about to come, aim it straight up into the air and yell celebratorily.

I was wanking yesterday and finished with a cockamazoola. It was exhilarating, but now I have to clean up my ceiling.

by HimInMeDickIt February 21, 2010