Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

Cockoon

It's a snuggie or a slanket with a hole cut out for the penis. Th wearer can cover everything but their cock.

I'm going to get in my Cockoon and cover my face for some instant/portable glory hole action.

by Goatoad January 28, 2010

cockcorn

Also known as Cheese Cockcorn. Cockcorn is the pugent odor emitted from the groin area. Often associated with Body odor due to heavy exercise. The smell can be so strong that it diffuses into the room your in.

"Wow, I should have showered sometime in the last three days, now I have uber-bad cheese cockcorn."

by nate webster May 13, 2005

Cockcorn

Using a cob of corn as a vibrator. The pussy is so hot it pops the corn.

Jenni is enjoying herself with a cob of corn!

She better be careful, she has one hot pussy!

Too late.....we got a bed full of cockcorn.

Can I come over? I'll bring the butter.

by kimgee April 15, 2010

Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cockoon

noun. When a man forgoes washing his genital region. The hair coats to the penis, this creating a "cockoon." It it said to resemble an "owl pellet."

Perhaps one day a butterfly.

Tanner Smith doesn't shower. Therefore, he has a cockoon.

by Jaeger Wells May 12, 2009