by Petey__boy July 5, 2009
Get the Cock a doodle douchemug. by Eric May 2, 2003
Get the cock-a-doodle-crapmug. Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.
by c0rr September 20, 2011
Get the cock-a-doodle-goomug. by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017
Get the cock-a-doodle-domug. man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew
girl: sure.
man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.
girl: umm, ok.
man: *squirt* aww thats better.
girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.
((lmfao))
girl: sure.
man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.
girl: umm, ok.
man: *squirt* aww thats better.
girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.
((lmfao))
by cynful panda November 13, 2009
Get the cock-a-doodle-stewmug. A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.
"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
by pepper5319 December 17, 2018
Get the Cock-a-Doodle-Domug. When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
Get the Cock-a-doodle-poomug.