Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003

cock-a-doodle-goo

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.

Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.

by c0rr September 20, 2011

cock-a-doodle-do

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .

"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."

by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017

cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

by cynful panda November 13, 2009

Cock a doodle dude

The act of anal sex between two males.

Hank: "Larry you wanna be my cock a doodle dude?"
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.

by Shannon Toste October 20, 2016

cock a doodle dipshit

A phrase spoken out of extreme frustration, often attributed to Ernie (Ghoulardi) Anderson.

1. Ohhhh cock a doodle dipshit!!!! I forgot the line

See also Waah Shitballs!

by ASja2002 September 14, 2013