cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body

Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!

by Dick Chase September 26, 2009

cock slap

in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis

uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*

by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003

Cock Slap

The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!

Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!

by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010

Cock Slap

The act of throwing your penis at one's face after the act of a Blow Job

Dude I just cummed in her mouth, took the fucker out and Cock Slapped that bitch.

by Zac James June 02, 2004

cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

by pippy longfstockings September 07, 2006

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 February 04, 2016

Cock Slapped

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

by MRTY-2002 October 05, 2020