Clunt

A milder corm of the term "cunt" to be used in mixed company.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to kick you in the clunt."

by farfrumsober October 27, 2011

Clunt

Cross between clunge and cunt

aww man I met this girl last night and she had the tidiest clunt I've ever seen!

by Jewishphill September 01, 2011

Clunt

Clinton + cunt = Clunt

The fucking clunt actually thinks she can run for President and win.

by Rrothchild July 15, 2018

Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004

Clunt

Slang, Vulgar. A girl you can't stand but hook up with anyway because the sex is good.

Man, Stella's such a clunt. I hate her but the sex is just too awesome to give up.

by Cpt. Bravo McAwesometrousers August 19, 2010

Clunt

Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

by candle weiners April 13, 2009

Clunt

Clunt
combination of clunge & hunt. where a person goes out on the hunt for some clunge.

Jcon. 'you doing much tonight?'

RoadKill. 'yeah.'

Jcon. 'sweet, what are you doing?'

RoadKill. 'going out on the clunt.'

by Road.Kill March 07, 2010