a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.
by binslop March 22, 2021
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Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."
2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton
Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."
2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton
by dcv June 30, 2008
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The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009
Get the clit clunking mug.1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.
2. Probably the worst last name EVER
2. Probably the worst last name EVER
Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!
Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?
Kyle: Totally!!
Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?
Kyle: Totally!!
by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010
Get the Clingingsmith mug.v. The act of having sex with someone with a clunge. Has connotations of the perpetrator being somewhat promiscuous.
by Peter A J Taylor March 20, 2008
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First you need to be hand picked by big chungus himself, than you have to learn to control your inner chungus. After that you learn to Ooogle and get Chungus S.T.D’s. At a time, chosen by Big Chungus, you will be promoted
First you need to be hand picked by big chungus himself, than you have to learn to control your inner chungus. After that you learn to Ooogle and get Chungus S.T.D’s. At a time, chosen by Big Chungus, you will be promoted
Dominic: Bro how to I become big chungus?
Liam: dude I have no idea
Big Chungus: you have to go threw the chunginality process
Liam: dude I have no idea
Big Chungus: you have to go threw the chunginality process
by Big Chungus 2212 November 6, 2019
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