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When a girl has a mans balls in her mouth while he sits on her face, leaving a brown mark on her nose, much like a clown's red nose.
"Yeah bring that one slutty girl over so I can Brown Clown that hoe."
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Clown Turkerson

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Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level
Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson
by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020
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Clown Town

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Founded by 5 best friends from Marion, Indiana who grew up together, Clown Town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.

In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.

Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.
"Hey Johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?"
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."

"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."
by Long John Stuttle September 23, 2009
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A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown

That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me.
Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people "

Person B: " No I have not "

Person A: " well I see the clown it's behind you "

Person B: " *turns around* I don't see him "

Person A: " your Gay lol "
by The clown that hides August 5, 2022
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Primitive weapon constructed with a baseball bat as a base and large metal spikes protruding from all angles. Often referred to as a one hitter quitter.
person 1: check out this guy who got arrested for chasing his wife with a clown tickler.

Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.
by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017
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clown trousers

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Like "clown shoes". Only more so
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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