Closet case

A closet case is a person who denies their homosexuality. Either because they are young and haven't come to terms with their sexuality. Or they are famous and want to make money marketing themselves to the opposite sex.

There are five closet cases in the band one direction.

by Military milo March 1, 2017

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

Closet Case Food-Hoarder

Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.

I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.

by blahblahwords May 16, 2010

Closet Case Freek

A girl who looks like their just smart and innocent but in reality arent afraid of the dick.

-"What do you think about Michelle. She definitely wants my dick."
-"No way man. She's not that type of girl"
-"Yea she is dude. Shes a closet case freek."

by Danny Crinc August 17, 2008

Closet Case Freek

Girls that appear to be smart and innocent but in reality are not afraid of gettin down and dirty.

-"What do you think about Michelle?I think she wants me bro"
-"No way man. She's way to innocent for that shit."
-"Nah bro. That chick is defenitly a closet case freek"

by D Crinc August 11, 2008

Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 16, 2021

Case Closed

when you're telling someone the tea and instead of saying "period sis" you just say "case closed"

Example 1
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"

Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"

by Yeetis Man April 13, 2020