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An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.
Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.
Clonk by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024
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Clonk out 

Being extremely tired you could sleep right then and there. Usually heard from Australian youth.
"Today was so tiring, I could clonk out right now"

"Dude I'm so ready to clonk the fuck out"
"Same bro"
Clonk out by cheaux May 6, 2014

Clonk out 

A versatile word, can be used to describe something/ someone who has: stopped working, is dead, or fell asleep.
“God, the damn computer clonked out on me. I should’ve gotten the newer one.”
“I had to work all day today. I’m so tired I might clonk out.”
“Yeah, my uncle clonked out last week. Poor guy just couldn’t outrun those wild zebras.”
Clonk out by Get Lego Eda’d August 12, 2021

DJ Clonk 

A popular Discord DJ That goes by the name of DJ Clonk, he's known to play the best tunes.
Yo! I've just met DJ Clonk! he's a great person and I love his music.
DJ Clonk by Clonkyboi October 31, 2022

clink clonk rainy bonk 

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.
“dude i fucked your mom
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess
A derogatory term used by organics to describe droids, most commonly used on droids of the B1 type. Sometimes referred to as the C-word.
Look out it's a Clanka - A clone moments before death