Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 06, 2006

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk August 25, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.

Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.

by Watertown Hero November 09, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular fetish

The Cleveland Steamer is the art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular

by maxrob55 August 20, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

by FIRSTCAVY January 20, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

by THE D.O.M. December 23, 2008