roger clemens

A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.

B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.

C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.

(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)

A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.

B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.

C) Way to go, McNamee.

by HarbingerofTruth March 31, 2008

Clementine

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet- usually with brown hair and green blue eyes. Her laugh lights the sky, and her smile fills the room. Clementine will always be there for you and keep you up when you’re down. She’s extremely smart and confident, and will always be passionate in what she pursues. If you ever meet a girl named Clementine, hold her tight and never let go.

Clementine is confident and passionate.

by rebelishgirl103 March 20, 2019

Cloomer

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008

st clements college

St Clements college is a school with idiotic teachers like Ms.farrel who has been teaching since the stone age,Ms beehan who is a dictator when it comes to religion

Oh you go to "St Clements college" Unlucky you

by Tobey maguire May 25, 2019

Clementine

An adorable bad-ass girl from the walking dead game . She's quite strong for her age and has survived throughout the years . In season 1 he met a guy called lee , he took care of clementine for a while . Clementine's family had already died . Lee sadly died after a while & clementine was with another group . She's grown now & has become independent . Clementine was voiced by : Melissa Hutchinson ( a voice actor ) .

Girl 1 : hey do you know clementine from TWDG ?

Girl 2 : yes !!! she's my favourite character from the game .

by RandomGirl1011 August 11, 2014

Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008