Cleaveland Steamer 

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

Cleaveland Steamer by Gav800 September 18, 2005

cleaveland steamer 

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

cleaveland steamer by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

cleaveland steamer by none given January 28, 2004

Cleaveland Steamroller 

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.

Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!

Cleaveland Steamroller by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010

cleaveland steamer 

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

cleaveland steamer by Ziploc June 2, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer by pak paki September 12, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

cleaveland steamer by Master Luc February 21, 2004