A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name
Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
by MittensUB May 8, 2022
"Hey, are you playing with your coc again?"
"YEAH! My coc is soo big! I can destroy thomas! Muhahaha. Hehe coc big."
"Oh I love Clash of Clans."
"YEAH! My coc is soo big! I can destroy thomas! Muhahaha. Hehe coc big."
"Oh I love Clash of Clans."
by The Terminator's left nut.\ October 17, 2022
by HippeuxClasher January 11, 2022
An addictive game where you build your own village and train unrealistic troops and let them die when you try to attack another player's village.
Person A: Hey i just played clash of clans and all my troops died :(
Person B: how can you like clash of clans? Its such a crappy game.
Person B: how can you like clash of clans? Its such a crappy game.
by asianguyfromservite October 11, 2013
Why is everyone crazed by Clash of Clans? I can think of better games like Castle Clash and Super Mario world 3
by Pharmaceutically Damaged November 27, 2014
The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)
Me: I love you
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
by Yourtinderdate May 7, 2020
by Ben... Ben dover April 25, 2022