Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

by KateSauce February 21, 2008

clam jam

The female version of the cock-block. Also known as box blocked

That coochie ran a clam jam on me

by MisoBored December 23, 2011

clam jam

The female version of a sausage fest. A gathering of only women.

We need some guys up in here. This is turning out to be a clam jam.

by poopsie1987 March 6, 2009

Clam jam

A reunion or aggregation of people with an overwhelming ratio of women. The feminine equivalent of a "sausage fest".

Luke is such a charmer, his birthday party was a total clam jam

by Arnaud_OC October 30, 2011

clam jam

one who prevents a female from scoring sexually.

Don't clam jam her, Christina is trying to hook up with him.

by Xtina1925 June 8, 2010

Clam Jam

Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".

Person A: So, how was the shin dig?

Person B: It was a total clam jam!

by Booka88 June 22, 2010

clam jam

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who'd like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.

Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.

by Candyce January 12, 2009