earthy churchy

1. a person or thing with hippie or tree-hugging tendencies; someone stuck in the 60s and/or 70s, usually a stoner or former stoner

2. a person who is totally into the 'green earth' movement that recycles, buys organic foods, and picks up others' trash

Did you see all the peeps at the music festival? They were all earthy churchy and shit.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

churchkey

A beer can opener for old-style beer cans, before the invention of the tab.

Damn!You're going to need a churchkey to open these beers. They're friggin' ancient!

by Xavier_Onassis August 7, 2006

Churchist

A type of Christian who pays less respect (however minimal or marginal) to non-church-goers. Note now the hyprocrisy that a Churchist does not necessarily have to go to church themselves - but will always say "I'd go if I had the time" in order to deter the whiplash effect of their bias.

The belief in Churchism.

"It's Churchists like him that give religion a bad name."
and
"I used to be a Churchist."

by CollectiveFury September 17, 2008

Churchateer

a fellow homie that goes to your church.

My homie dj is a churchateer

by Kyle November 19, 2003

churchtian

1.This words refers to somebody who goes to church, and suffers from a holier than thou complex. They believe themselves to have a better relationship with their God; due to their "church" attendance.

2. Another word for a hypocrite.

Billy is a churchtian; always saying I am going to hell, because I don't go to church.

by d.o.r.k. February 6, 2010

Churchitis

When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.

Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.

by Churchmasta August 1, 2012

Churchy

A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.

Go suck a bible, churchy! >=O

by Ransom June 17, 2003