chiarrhea

aggressive diarrhea due to excessive consumption of chia seeds.

(via text from a restaurant bathroom) - Dude, stuck on the shitter with chiarrhea from those seeds you gave me.

by pinkers April 2, 2011

Chadarrhea

The phenomenon in which a group of alpha males, when in close proximity, synchronize their fecal cycles as to all shit at the same time.

See also - Menstrual synchrony

Chris - "Did you hear that Chad, Brad, and Thad got a nasty case of Chadarrhea?"
Dom - "Nah, but that's what happens when a bunch of high-protein chads start living together."

by Nicholas Gun October 21, 2020