Chromosomes

Chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. If you didn't have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because nobody likes you.

Damn, Fredson has the worst Chromosomes

by Backseat Flat Stanley January 30, 2017

sex-chromosome anomaly

This is a genetic abnormality that does not have to do with being gay, lesbian, etc. This abnormality is seen when the XY or XX chromosomes have more than the usual X and Ys. This can lead to infertility in males or females and physical traits not normally of that sex. For more information, check the page on biology. about. com about Sex Chromosome Abnormalities.

Sex-chromosome anomaly (abnormalities) are a result of chromosome mutations.

by Phoebe Jones May 11, 2016

smoke yourself a spare chromosome

To smoke weed until you're retarded, as Down's Syndrome is cause by the presence of an extra chromosome.

Chich : We finished a quarter ounce between us last night, man. I think I'm still kinda faced.

Chung : Shit son, you don't watch out you'll smoke yourself a spare chromosome.

by Parhelion February 22, 2009

Sensei chromosome

That one kid with Down syndrome you grew up with. The one that was sometimes too violent because he didn’t know his strength, but everyone still like him because of his earthly wisdom

Watch out, Sensei chromosome might teach us some new fighting moves

by Teamumizoomi March 25, 2020

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

chronosome

chronosome n (Greek khronos, time + Greek soma, body; cf. chromosome) Ð a unit of historical heredity, in contrast with a chromosome as a unit of biological heredity; a mental code of a historical period that is transmitted to next generations through styles, traditions and unconscious influences ("cultural air").

The chronosomes of the early 20th c. avant-garde have reached the generation of the 1960s and shaped its political views and artistic styles.

Nabokov's novel "Invitation to a Beheading" bears many Kafka's chronosomes, even if the author claims to have never read Kafka.

by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003