jesus christ on a cracker

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

by Beau Weidman November 4, 2007

Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers

“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”

by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019

Christ cracker

A slur referring to a white Christian who says slurs referring to other races. It is derived from a slang millennial term for a communion wafer.

DrWitnesser/The Faithful Sheriff is trying to convert kids on Twitch and use the n-word on X? What Christ cracker...

by Vogue Hound February 28, 2026