Christchurch

A town on the English south coast not to be mistaken for Christchurch New Zealand, it's main attraction is the sewage works that make the whole area smell like your grandad. It has the largest number of old people in the UK meaning there is no lack of war stories but a massive demand for adult diapers. Popular sports there is bingo, holding up traffic and getting to the shop without having a fall. The council decided it was cheaper to use Hurst's instead of busses because it saves on petrol. Instead if road signs they use grave stones because the cemetery ran out of space.

Hey Doris let's go to Christchurch for our holiday

by No I'm innocent March 1, 2017

Christchurch Boys' High School

Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.

Student 1: What did you get up to today?

Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls

CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?

CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!

by man_O_man May 28, 2021

Christchurch Boy's High School

An absolute shit-hole for the worst of all children. This school uses and abuses boys for their parents money. Boy's High are an incapable lot who cannot even spell their own name. They are useless at everything and anything.

Christchurch Boy's High School is a shit school.

by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 25, 2018

Christchurch

The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.

Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!

by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007

Christchurch Adventure Park

"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.

I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now.

by Charlie Ranga February 17, 2021

Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

Christchurch cherry

A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.

Q- Do you even lift bro?
A- Hard out bro. I've got the Christchurch cherry to prove it.

by Thurston Harde April 14, 2021