chrisbrowning 

to beat the shit out of something or someone(works best when talking about a women)

dude, last nite i ended up chrisbrowning the shit out of that bitch

chrisbrowning by coylers February 14, 2009

Chrisbrowning 

A type of cooking in which the chef takes the food into the back and beats it continuously to tenderize it.

Bob: I would like a steak.
Waiter: And how would you like it cooked?
Bob: Just lightly chrisbrown it, i like it chewy.
Waiter: Ah, then chrisbrowning is the way to go, excellent choice.

Chrisbrowning by -ThatOneGuy- June 4, 2009