Crepingtons

Crepingtons, usually known as ‘creps’, are the trainers most commonly worn by ‘roadmen’ or ‘chavs’. The word ‘crepingtons’ is usually affiliated with the British aristocracy.

“Wagwan my blud, are those some new crepingtons I see?”

by RedYoda January 30, 2021

creeping hand

the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.

j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."

m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."

j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"

m: "bitch"

by choop April 14, 2008

Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.

Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Creeding

To create a 10+ creed song playlist on a bar jukebox and immediately exit the bar once the playlist begins. "With Arms Wide Open" is generally the first song played.

I didn't go out with the intention of creeding last night, but when the bartender refused to serve me after midnight, I creeded the bar with arms wide open.

by Scotty Stapp 21 August 31, 2012

Creeking

When you look crusty but still fleeking

Kat:Im so crusty
Jacob:yes and your fleeking
Kat:I'm creeking

by King toxin September 2, 2016

Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

by languagefan July 9, 2011

social butt-cheeking

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020