chotte

Annoying or Irritating

You are chotte.

by Gunner19 May 17, 2015

chorted

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

by CHORTED May 3, 2018

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

Cotted

The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.

The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...

by Danny-P March 22, 2009

Chetted

Chetted is a popular urban word and has many meanings. The most popular form of the word means to be the victim of a foolish prank. Other popular forms of the word include being farted on, to have been forced to walk at a very slow pace, to have thrown up after drinking 3 beers and claiming to have been "full",and also to have challenged a gay man to a drinking contest and then lose and consequently punching a hole in your wall.

Damn it, i just got straight chetted.

by BBSTBC89 September 15, 2010

Clotted

it means you’re dumb/stupid.

“Omds Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“It means she’s stupid.”

by theangryeagle March 15, 2020