A chubsexual is someone who is attracted sexually and/or physically to someone or something that is obese or fat regardless of gender or species.
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The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...
Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...
Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
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by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020
Get the chansexual mug.The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.
Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.
Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.
Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.
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Get the Chnilsexual mug.chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive
-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual
-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?
-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?
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