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Frugal Chinamen

A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet
"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."
by Bennett H September 16, 2008
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chinatlantean

Original indigenous people of what is now called China. They moved there after Atlantis fell over the ice wall. Known for their “gold strands” of hair and “eyes like an unpolluted lake” by the (now) Chinese population; who were spider monkeys before Yakub mixed Atlantean sperm with their DNA.
“Chad’s ~33 & Me~ results came back from the lab. He is ChinAtlantean. He can join the lodge.”
by Brutus Autry June 10, 2019
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Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.
Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?
by Chrustler March 31, 2006
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teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance
by bill a. January 11, 2004
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Chinaman's chance

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.
by octopod March 4, 2004
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Dirty Chinaman

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.
Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...
by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011
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Mad-Chinaman

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.
I ate some bad Mexican food and later released a mad-chinaman
by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009
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