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Chesapeake Firecracker

When you are receiving fellatio from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

If seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the Chesapeake Firecracker w/old bay.
- "Why is your lip bleeding?"
- " Chesapeake firecracker..."

- "What's all over your stomach?"
- " Old Bay..."
by Champion Sports Bar August 24, 2012
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Chesapeake High School

(Essex, Maryland)
A school in which 30 percent of the school is white 60 percent is black and 10 percent is pretty much the result of when many races accumulate sperm in one giant pile, because I can't tell what the fuck some of these kids are.
But from the 30 percent whites, 20 percent are faggy rednecks. 5 percent are racially confused. and 5 percent are actually chill.
Of the 60 percent black, 59 percent are normal baltimore kids. 1 percent are just awkard fucks.
This school is filled with lowered standards, and teachers that smoke more pot than most of the students. While the administration are all stuck up and strict beyond belief.
Oddly, there are no cliques and the hallways are overly crowded.

(White Kids)
Also, there is a very scare supply of good looking girls.
The majority of them are FUCKING UGLY SLUTS.
And, a good portion have herpies so no one tries to fuck with them except the redneck perverts (who don't have sisters.)

(Black Kids)
They keep to themselves but are usually always chill. Although if you make the mistake of adding them on facebook, good luck figuring out what they are saying.
While many sensitive white kids will get offended by this, I prefer the black kids over the whites at this school, because they aren't as stuck up, whorish, fake, posers, wanna bes, and bluffs. Black kids keep it real at this school. (And 5% of the whites too. And that isn't the Racial Confused 5 percent.)
Guy One: "I go to Chesapeake High School."
Guy Two: "Oh, so you want to be black?"
Guy One(Natural Chesapeake Instincts Have Kicked In) : "0H s0 yh trna pack uhr suhmthin?! ihl ht a bch!"
by Bayhawks October 23, 2010
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Chesapeake Steampot

1. Carefully removing a freshly soiled adult diaper and inhaling it's contents deeply.

2. Menu item from Joe's Crab Shack that includes a pound of Rock crabs, one pound of clams, six shrimp, sausage, corn and potatoes. Flavored all the way with Old Bay Seasoning.
I went to Joe's Crab Shack and ordered a Chesapeake Steampot and it smelled like a Chesapeake Steampot.
by Entrepredude November 21, 2011
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Chesapeake Leaker

When a man has intercourse with a female in the anus so hard she pees herself.
Last night I gave this chick a Chesapeake Leaker, she peed all over her sheets.
by WordsAndShit September 10, 2009
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chesapeake bay steampot

A chesapeake bay steampot is a sex act derived from a dutch oven in which one individual coats there asshole in old bay seasoning prior to pulling the bedsheets over their partner's and their head and farting to savor the distinctive Chesapeake flavor.
1. Mary did not like the stench or flavor of Mike's Chesapeake Bay steampot after he treated her to a wonderful bushel of steamed crabs.
by bay lover December 5, 2013
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casafreakhoe

To do all the things you would’ve never done being sober while having an outer body experience while drinking Casamigos
Drinking this Casamigos is going to have me turning into a casafreakhoe later
by YaFavBabyMuva September 7, 2022
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Chesapeake Bay Special

(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).
Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.
by ChesapeakeBaySailor January 13, 2023
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