cheetolin

prison slang for a transsexual

"Shemales" or "cheetolins" are in high demand. Most of our resident cheetos are Native American or Mexican American. Cheetos have been known to convert many a straight inmate. Some inmates cannot resist an opportunity to receive oral sex. A recently sentenced cheeto in our pod rejoiced, "I can't wait to get to prison for all that sausage!"
- from Jonsjailjournal

by Shaun Attwood February 28, 2008

Cheetosis

When a fine, orange film that covers your fingers after enjoying several dozen cheetos.

"Dude, why are your fingers orange?"
"I'm coming down with some really bad Cheetosis . Those cheetos are just so damn delicious!"

by The Doe Boy December 17, 2008

Cheetolicious

A person who is in love with cheetos and wished they were a cheeto one day.

You are so cheetolicious for cheetos.

by Inspirational2009 July 27, 2009

Cheetodick

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

Cheetoed

When ones fingers gets covered in cheese dust from cheetoes and finds it very annoying when it comes to certain tasks that require hands.

"Honey, I know I'm doing it wrong, my fingers are cheetoed, chill out bitch."

by numchuk July 12, 2009

Flamin Cheetofinga

(v) There is two steps needed to pull of a stunt like this.
First you must eat a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, perferbly with lime for that extra kick. Next, the most important step, you must not wash the hands, for maxium affect. Then you stick your finger in an unsuspecting partners ass.

Last night a gave a lovely young women the Flamin Cheetofinga and she loved every minute of it

by AntBone January 2, 2006

Cheetokinesis

when two people think of the same thing while eating cheetos

eating cheetos

Girl #1- Omg, I hate that!
Girl #2- GET OUTTA HERE I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! CHEETOKINESIS

by Shathead12345 May 18, 2011