cheeme

the shortened version of cream cheese. great for grocery list.
eggs
cereal
butter
bagels
cheeme
by lizaroni0520 February 03, 2010
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Cheem

Off-white substance created when cheese is boiled. Derivative of "cheese scum", it lacks flavour but takes on myriad other useful properties usually lacking in regular cheese.
"I can't believe you ate that cheem, you sick weirdo"

"I had a puncture this morning but fortunately I was able to patch the hole with a nice wad of cheem"

"Deep-pan, flame grilled, no anchovies, extra cheem. And make it quick this time, pedro"
by Pixelcult September 23, 2006
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by nothanksimokfornow September 09, 2020
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A weird form of speaking that involves a lot of m’s and weird spellings EX:Cheemsburbger instead of cheeseburger and flamethrowmr instead of flamethrower
Random jersey guy: Yo, I just went to McDonald’s and got a cheemsburbger

Guy:fuck off
by Brougaytho69 January 28, 2020
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an urbanite long haired young male, usually of the "too-cool" nature. in most cases, the young man in question resembles Jim Morrisson of the Doors in some way; when said in a latin accent, the result is "cheem".

"oh, that bar sucked. it was nothing but cheems drinking PBR and talking about the new Justice EP."
by cheem dandy February 04, 2009
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A synonym for seminal fluid, as determined by the ruling authorities of Towandian english. Also ecompasses all other forms of tangible existence. Cheeme has the uncanny ability to replace any other word in a sentance and manage to make it sounds profane, vulgar, grotesque, and pervertedly funny, while still satisfying the sentence's comprehendable nature. It's most prominent antonym is Chetch when used in the "general pronoun" context.

Etymology: Towandian perverted nomenclature, similar to english, but fused with a comical and sexual connotation.
Hey, Javier, when you cheemed in my mouth last night, it was so delish. Mmmm, yummy.

"You cheeming cheemer, go cheeme yourself, you mother cheemer!" (funny how it makes sense so well, you know exactly what i mean)
by Shappy loves Javi November 29, 2005
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someone who would delight in mayo sandwiches complimented by a tall glass of milk, and loves all things plain.
sunburns easily, and wears aqua socks.
"What a cheem!"

PRONUNCIATION: k-ea-m.
by big girl hungry December 24, 2009
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