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Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.
Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017
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netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.
Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.
by garret.hamann August 11, 2010
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cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
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cheating bitch

A Cheating Bitch, is usualy the term used to refer to a girlfriend, or wife, that cheats on their boyfriend or husband.
You F**king cheating bitch how could you do this to me.
by unknown March 20, 2003
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cheating husband

A man who cheats on you and has unprotected sex with a whore (only twice he says) and then the whore gets pregnant, and he tries to blame you for doing it!
my cheating husband got his whore pregnant
by retrotess December 9, 2008
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cheating

Being unfaithful to your spouse or significant other in any shape or form whether sexually or verbally.
My boyfriend was cheating by texting other females and allowing them to believe they were in a relationship .
by pinkmocha May 27, 2015
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cheating bastard

The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.
" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."

" I AM his girlfriend."

" Oh. Cheating bastard..."

BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;

Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.

" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."
by don't lie to me. August 9, 2009
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